Gag Gifts for Wife (The Highest Rated Guaranteed to Make Her Smile)

Fifty Shades of Chicken Gag Gift for Wife

Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook Hardcover 


What happens when you combine real recipes for chicken with a hilarious parody of Fifty Shades of Grey?

This book will give your wife a giggle every time she prepares a feathery friend for your next dinner. 

She’ll enjoy the scaling complexity of meal prep accompanied by the very worst Shades jokes she’s read. No telling what this might spartk up after dinner.  Hardcover is less than $10.00 on Amazon. Click Here

 

 

 

Pet Rock Classic Gag Gift

  • he pet rock or low cost no maintenance pet for your home latest throwback from the 70S
  • Perfect gag gift for 70s and 80s parties
  • Original 70s pet shop style pet rock
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LOVE POSITION ESSENTIAL OILS

For a silly sexy gift with potentially rewarding amorous consequences, try out this love potion made from essential oils and herbs. She’ll love the fact that it’s all natural, get a kick out of the sentiment, and maybe even go give it a try. Hard to say no, isn’t it?

  • Love Potion is a proprietary blend of 100% exotic essential oils intended to stimluate the senses and arouse romantic tendencies. The essential oils in this synergy blend are reputed to promote sexuality and sexual energy for both men and women. Ingredients : Ylang Ylang Oil (Cananga Odorata), Bergamot Oil (Citrus bergamia), Geranium Oil (Pelargonium graveolens), Coriander Seed Oil (Coriandrum sativum), Jasmine Sambac Absolute (Jasminum sambac), Sweet Orange (Citrus Sinensis)
  • HIGHEST SUPERIOR QUALITY ESSENTIAL OILS - STRICT QUALITY CONTROL !!!
  • ALL OUR ESSENTIAL OILS ARE 100% PURE & NATURAL THERAPEUTIC GRADE. NO ADDED INGREDIENTS
  • WE NEVER SACRIFICE QUALITY FOR PRICE. "ABSOLUTELY NO" SYNTHETICS, CHEMICALS, CARRIER or BASES ADDED
  • OTHER PLANT GURU BLENDS IN STOCK: Alive, Breathe, Citric Blast, Deep Forest, Deep Muscle, Four Thieves, Bandit, Happy, Head Ease, Love Potion, New Beginning, Shoo Fly, Sleep Tight and Stress Relief
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Zmart Women's If You Can Read This Bring Me Wine Socks


  • ★【SAY IT WITH SOCKS】Funny wine socks for women. The bottom of the socks features a funny secret message written in non slip ink: “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Some Wine”. When you are stuck on the sofa and don't want to get up, simply kick your shoes off and put up your feet up to display the succinct message to everyone around you. Get the biggest smile on their face with this hilarious cool gifts.
  • ★【A GIFT THAT GETS A LAUGH】Wine gifts for wine lover. Great Gifts for Wine lovers and aficionados, wine tasting favors, birthdays, graduation, Mother’s day, Christmas, White Elephant Day or any holiday or event! These wine-themed socks for women are ideal gifts choice for a friend or family member who likes to show their true colors – and flavors! The wine enthusiast in your life will be sure to love them!
  • ★【SEWN IN LETTERING, NOT PRINTED】 IF YOU CAN READ THIS, BRING ME SOME WINE; All of the words are stitched directly into the socks rather than iron-on transfer, so it won't peel off. These Novelty and funny socks will make your friends giggle, so, wine lovers kick your feet up and relax! here you go!
  • ★【SIZE & PACKING】Novelty wine gifts for women. Sock size 9-11 is fit for women shoe size 4 to 9; 1 pair comes in each plastic zippered Zmart bag.
  • ★【QUALITY MATERIAL】Funny socks for women with saying. We use 80% Combed Cotton, 17% Polyamide, and 3% Elastance to ensure our socks are soft, comfortable, stretchy, and breathable. No fading, machine washable, and hold up well in the laundry. Check Current Price

 

THE HAPPINESS EFFECT & NEGATIVE ION INFUSED CANDY VITAMIN SAMPLES.

 

 

 

 If you are looking for a unique gag gift for a wife turning 50 or a gag gift for a wife turning 60 this perfect one-two combination will bring a smile to her face. Honestly this is half gag - but real based upon science.   It is no secret that turnig 50 and 60 can be very emotional times for all people.

The latest research from Dr. Earl Mindell indicated that negative ions can generally put people in a better mood and over all sense of well being.  Aplgo is a new company launching in the United States and provides a new line of hard Candy Vitamins Infused with Negative Ions.

We think this is a perfect 1-2 Gift combination for your wife at any age.  Some have a problem turning 30, So any occasion will do.

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POISON RING

 

WithLoveSilver 925 Sterling Silver Round Irish Celtic Knot Poison Locket Ring

  • Celtic Poison Ring
  • More Celtic Jewelry available in our store. Please search Amazon for "WithLoveSilver Celtic"
  • Marked .925 Sterling Silver
  • Packaged in Black velvet pouch
  • Weight : 3.5 g
  • If the marriage get to tuff she can always acess the poison inside this unique ring.
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Drunk Wives Matter Funny Wine Glass- Gifts for Women- Premium Birthday Gift for Her, Mom, Best Friend- Unique Present Idea from Husband to Wife

 

 

  • UNIQUE MEMORABLE GIFT IDEA- Humorous wine glasses are an inexpensive gift for any special occasion like a birthday present for your best friend, wife, girlfriend, mom, sister, or coworker. They also make a cool gift for a bridal shower, housewarming or hostess they'll enjoy for years. Also, one of the best gifts to yourself! Go ahead, you deserve it!
  • SECURE SHIPPING - Each glass is wrapped in bubble wrap and placed in a sturdy gift box where even more bubble wrap is placed inside the box to ensure the safest delivery.
  • VIVID PRINT, PREMIUM QUALITY, USA MADE - Unlike etched glasses that can be difficult to see, our brilliant white print will show with any type of wine, empty or full. Our glasses are top-rack dishwasher safe to show flawlessly for years to come. Designed and made in the USA from exceptional quality, this taster glass is sturdy, with a wide base, thick stem, and generous bowl size- perfect for your favorite reds or whites.
  • SUPPORT THOSE WITH NEEDS - Our wine glasses are lovingly packaged by individuals with special needs. Your wine glass purchase helps us employ and assist people with developmental disabilities thus providing them the opportunity to live as independently as they are able.
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - Your happiness is our priority. If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your glassware, contact us directly on Amazon for a no-questions-asked refund or replacement.
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